ok this morning i was greeted by my darling boys at 7.30 a whole 20 mins later than usual as the LOML has a new job meaning i get a little more sleep. what a genius he is. so day started pretty good, right...wrong. after going through the normal routine of the boys following me into the toliet when i am half awake i did the business however when i reached for the toilet roll O decided he wanted some too so i gave him some, then to my astonishment when i wiped he attempted to do the same. i told him in a firm yet gravely morning voice that mummy doesn't need help wiping her bumbum, to which he said oh sowee. what strange children i have.
my rant today is dedicated to people who stop right in front of my fucking buggy. i tell you now, i will mow you down. young, old, sick, hot i WILL run you down like the vermin you are. i own the pavement , lets make no mistake about it. i might take this view to the car when i start my lessons in sept, i think it'll only lead to good things. i DONT want to hear different.
lastly. i really want to eat a divine meal that i dont have to cook. any offers? send them on a plate i dont have time to come and see you.
kiss it.
1 comment:
i'll bring you some super noodles.
i'll have to buy some first.
good to have the ol' crazed blogger back.
x
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