They are driving me insane. Get out you tiny dwellers of the underground. Leave me alone. Dont gang up and try and get me when i'm going for a wee.

You're so beautiful, it hurts to look at you.

I imagine someone would have said this to me back in the day.

The best i get now is, she's not bad for a muv. Do i care? NEVER.

All that matters is that someone thought it once and i am much better looking than lots of people i know, some of them are even related to me. Pretty can be created, beautiful is.......something you will never be. LOSER

x

I'm bored of my henna now. it looks like i've gone all rusty. i hate everything.

in other news, the boys keep eating all my food which i think will eventually lead to me losing some weight. woop

what

I hate being made to do things i dont want to. yesterday was painful but i did it for the greater good. there was no other way and someday you will all understand that.

in other news oscar is drawing on my polling card and my face. he didn't tell me that the london mayor elections meant so much to him

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. that was jack. i have no idea what his beef is.

it hurts................

Maybe if i told them i'm about to top myself they will talk to me.........

NOPE